Pit of Chaos
You approach a deep fissure leading into the earth, and at the edge sits a young lioness with a softly silver coat. When she sees you she rises to her feet with a delighted smile.
"Hello random male opportunity number 349!"
Her smile turns into a toothy grin. "Can I interest you in some of my--wares?"
She flicks her tail and welcomes you with a shoulder rub closer to the pit. At the edge you can see some large leaves spread out with items atop them. Most of these items, you realize, are bits of lions who no longer seem to be in need of them, because they obviously did not live through such an extensive removal.
As you 'admire' her wares, she flicks her tail tip along your back and moves in closer.
"See anything you like, hun? I'm very diligent about keeping my prices low. Afterall, I have a steady supply of only one-hundred-percent satisfaction. You can see that, can't you?"
