Posted by Atrocious Headcanons

whisperwind (#146764)

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Posted on
2018-09-23 20:53:48
Share your atrocious headcanons!



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PhantomGryphon (#156904)

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Posted on
2018-09-24 06:42:53
All lions are born with the same mane types, but monkeys with scissors trim their manes while they sleep



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whisperwind (#146764)

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2018-09-24 08:35:14
In the May event, if a lion looses a fight, he has his man meat slowly bitten off while he's still awake and sober. That's where lion scrotum come from.



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Koi [G1 Sunrise Pie] (#127217)

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2018-10-05 10:07:12
Polycaduals who have tailless cubs eat their cub's tails to feed their tail addiction.



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Veni (#121432)

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2018-10-05 10:16:42
Frozen lions are not immortal, but actually in a type of stasis like a statue. They are fully conscious and can observe everything around them (unless blind/deaf/too young), but cannot move or communicate.

Edit: I actually like to think otherwise, but that 'what if' pops into my head too often.



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Edited on 05/10/18 @ 10:18:46 by DarkVenom (#121432)

whisperwind (#146764)

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Posted on
2018-10-05 13:26:42
Lol Koi Wolf!



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Freaky Missy (#142500)


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Posted on
2018-10-15 17:26:21
Whenever you leave the crossroads page up and it changes from night to day to night to day while you're doing something else, your king is just standing on a large outcropping of rocks looking majestic as the wind ripples through his mane. And standing. And standing...



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Vik (#128188)

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Posted on
2018-10-15 22:59:47
Foldies are secretly dogs



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KalikaRoo31 (#89224)


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Posted on
2018-10-21 14:02:30
Cyclopia are what happens when a God gets it on with a lion.
"read Percy Jackson"



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whisperwind (#146764)

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2018-11-03 21:02:18
lmao!



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whisperwind (#146764)

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2018-11-07 12:12:59
Gem eye changers cause blindness



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Barb (#128832)


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Posted on
2018-11-12 12:11:05
The gorilla in the gorilla enclave kills the cubs you give him when they grow up to make lion meat.



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Roswell (#147309)

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2018-11-12 19:11:21
Cloudburst is the result of a pregnant lioness (w/ one of the correct bases) doing a rain dance before birth



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Senpai~ (#155928)

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2018-11-12 19:15:44
The Snakes that give you the quests are really satan, trying to fool you into doing things for him like he did to Adam and Eve



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LittleAntler [BLM] (#30151)


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2018-11-12 19:17:54
Apollyon and the other Fire Lords are the ones behind the drought and fires in August in an attempt to purge the lands from Apedemak's taint.



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GalacticRing (#68231)

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2018-11-12 19:19:42
The meteor shards that rain down are actually just the lasses that you've killed in the past/forced upon the Murder Stone trying to yeet rocks at you, but they have really bad aim.



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