To HUMBUGS!

Right?

Not that anything else would EVER need to change, because Humbugs, while not exactly bugs (though bugs have been named after the phrase AND the candy), are about false perceptions and fakery, which is sort of how they work here in the game too.

ie: you find them by looking through poop. Nothing good should come of poop, thus the thing you find is a "humbug".

(The phrase used in Dickens' novel "Bah, Humbug" is in reference to the idea that Christmas has no meaning to Scrooge. To Scrooge, Christmas cheer and good feelings around it are fake.)

I think it works!