*Ifrit

"Something wicked this way comes..."

Patrol project between Sin (#55072 / 56236) and Mar {Whovian King} (#18770).

Born with 4721 stats.
4800 stats @ 1 year 7 months
4856 stats @ 1 year 11 months

It's funny how long *Ifrit can remain amused by a stick. It's not even a proper toy! But there they are, dragging it around in circles. Wait...are they drawing something?
When seeking *Ifrit to say hello, you noticed him playing with a dead warthog piglet.
You were wondering what a weird squealing sound was coming from, and you investigate to find *Ifrit batting around a young meerkat. It's still alive.
Your heart almost skips a beat when you see *Ifrit drag a tiny, dead lion cub in front of your feet. He dryly informs you it was a trespassing rogue.

Cub training up to 12 months - 22%
• *Ifrit (#794118965396) - They got the following stat boosts from cub training: +42 STR +2 AGI +15 SPD +14 SMR +16 STM (total: 89)
4945 stats @ 2 yrs
5000 stats @ 2 yrs 1 month
5100 stats @ 2 yrs 3 months
5200 stats @ 2 yrs 5 months
5300 stats @ 2 yrs 7 months
5400 stats @ 2 yrs 9 months
5500 stats @ 3 yrs
5600 stats @ 3 yrs 2 months
5700 stats @ 3 yrs 4 months
5800 stats @ 3 yrs 6 months
5900 stats @ 3 yrs 8 months
6000 stats @ 3 yrs 11 months (yay, we made it to 6k asshole)
6100 stats @ 4 yrs 1 month
6200 stats @ 4 yrs 3 months
6300 stats @ 4 yrs 6 months
6400 stats @ 4 yrs 8 months
First time on sub leaderboard 17th Jan 2019 @ 6488 stats. 4 yrs 10 months old.
6500 stats @ 4 yrs 10 months
6600 stats @ 5 yrs
6700 stats @ 5 yrs 3 months (you've been slacking again -_-)
6800 stats @ 5 yrs 5 months
6900 stats @ 5 yrs 7 months
7000 stats @ 5 yrs 9 months (maybe I won't sell you after all...)
7100 stats @ 6 years
7200 stats @ 6 yrs 2 months
7300 stats @ 6 yrs 4 months
7400 stats @ 6 yrs 6 months
7500 stats @ 6 yrs 8 months
7600 stats @ 6 yrs 11 months (slacking again ugh)
7800 stats @ 7 yrs 6 months
7900 stats @ 7yrs 9 months
8000 stats @ 7 yrs 11 months
8100 stats @ 8 yrs 1 month
8200 stats @ 8 yrs 3 months
8300 stats @ 8 yrs 6 months
8400 stats @ 8 yrs 9 months
8500 stats @ 9 yrs (we double rolled accidentally >.> )
8600 stats @ 9yrs 1 month
8700 stats @ 9yrs 4 months
8800 stats @ 9 yrs 6 months
8900 stats @ 9 yrs 8 months
9000 stats @ 9 yrs 11 months

Yolks 17th September - +0 +0 +0 +5 +0 +0 +3 (Wow, you suck. Why did I bother?)
Yolks 20th September - +8 +0 +6 +0 +0 +2 (+3 honeycomb for last hunger)
Yolks 24th September - +3 +1 +1 +2 +3 (+2 honeycomb)
Yolks 1st October - +1 +4 +6 +4 +1 +2 (+2 honeycomb)
Yolks 4th October - +0 +0 +3 +2 +0 +2 (+2 honeycomb)
Yolks 8th October - +1 +3 +0 +7 +3 +4 (+3 honeycomb)
Yolks 11th October - +5 +2 +0 +1 +2 (+3 honeycomb)
Yolks 29th October - +4 +5 +0 +1 +3 +1 (+1 honeycomb)
Yolks 1st November - +0 +1 +2 +0 +0 +0 (+3 honeycomb) you little shit.
Yolks 2nd November - +3 +0 +3 +5 +3 +0 (+1 honeycomb)
Yolks 5th November - +0 +2 +3 +4 +1 +3 (+2 honeycomb)
Yolks 8th November - +0 +0 +5 +3 +3 +3 +0 +1 +1 +0 +2 +0 (+3 honeycomb) we accidentally double rolled him -_-
Yolks 9th November - +1 +4 +0 +3 +0 +2 (+2 honeycomb)
Yolks 13th November - +0 +0 +1 +0 +4 +0 (+1 honeycomb) That's it, you're being disowned.
Yolks 15th November - +0 +0 +0 +1 +6 +3 (+1 honeycomb)
Yolks 16th November - +0 +0 +0 +0 +0 +0 (+1 honeycomb) ...... there are no words.
Yolks 20th November - +0 +0 +3 +3 +1 +7 (+4 honeycomb) Thank you, finally.
Yolks 22nd November - +1 +4 +0 +1 +0 +2 +3
Yolks 23rd November - +0 +2 +0 +0 +2 +0 (+2 honeycomb) >.<
27th November - +2 honeycomb +5 yolk +1 honeycomb
28th November - +5 honeycomb
29th November - +5 honeycomb
30th November - +5 honeycomb
4th December - +4 honeycomb
6th December - +3 honeycomb
7th December - +0 +1 +0 +0 +0 +0 (+1 honeycomb) well that was a total waste of 18GB. Your diet from now on is strictly honeycombs!
8th December - +3 honeycomb +2 yolk +2 honeycomb
11th December - +5 honeycomb
25th December - +5 honeycomb
27th December - +4 honeycomb
28th December - +3 honeycomb
2019
1st January - +5 honeycomb
4th January - +3 honeycomb
8th January - +1 honeycomb +3 yolk +3 honeycomb
10th January - +4 honeycomb +2 yolk +3 honeycomb
11th January - +3 honeycomb +1 yolk +4 honeycomb
15th January - +6 honeycomb
17th January - +4 honeycomb
18th January - +6 honeycomb
22nd January - +4 honeycomb
24th January - +5 honeycomb
25th January - +4 honeycomb
29th January - +0 +2 +3 +0 +1 +0 +0 (I hate you)
31st January - +1 honeycomb +4 yolk +3 honeycomb
1st Feb - +2 honeycomb +0 yolk +3 honeycomb
5th Feb - +0 +2 +5 +0 +0 +0 +3 honeycomb
7th Feb - +3 honeycomb +0 yolk +1 honeycomb
12th Feb - +3 honeycomb +0 yolk +0 honeycomb (that's it, I'm selling you)
14th Feb - +3 +0 +3 +0 +2 +1 (+3 honeycomb)
15th Feb - +6 +0 +3 +4 +3 +3 (+2 honeycomb) that's more like it <3
16th Feb - +4 honeycomb (Mar missed RO...again, so he's babysitting while Sin sleeps)
22nd Feb - +1 +3 +9 +0 +5 +1 (+2 honeycomb) what a good boy <3
26th Feb - +4 honeycomb +1 yolk +4 honeycomb
28th Feb - +3 honeycomb +1 yolk +2 honeycomb
5th March - +2 honeycomb +0 yolk +4 honeycomb
7th March - +4 honeycomb +3 yolk +1 honeycomb
8th March - +5 honeycomb +4 yolk +2 honeycomb
12th March - +4 honeycomb +3 yolk +3 honeycomb
14th March - +0 honeycomb +2 yolk +2 honeycomb ...abysmal, you're fired.
15th March - +3 honeycomb +2 yolk +1 honeycomb -_-
21st March - +5 honeycomb
29th March - +5 honeycomb
2nd April - +5 honeycomb
4th April - +4 honeycomb +1 +0 yolks +1 honeycomb +1 honeycomb (wtf...for 40% hunger, that was crap)
5th April - +4 honeycomb
Here comes Egg Yolk Season...or is the Disappointment Season?
9th April - +2 +0 +2 +3 +3 +0 (+3 honeycomb)
11th April - +0 +0 +0 +1 +0 +3 (+1 honeycomb) - yeah, definitely disappointment season.
+0 +1 +0 +0 +0 +0 (+0 honeycomb) -RAGE- I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
23rd April - +2 +0 +6 +1 +3 +4 (+0 honeycomb)
29th April - +0 +0 +3 +2 +4 +3 (+2 honeycomb
2nd May - +0 +5 +0 +0 +4 +0 (+2 honeycomb) for once, why can't we get all 5's or something. Is it too much to ask?!
13th May - +2 +0 +4 +2 +2 +1 (+4 honeycomb)
15th May - +2 +2 +2 +2 +0 +0 +3 +2 +0 +1 +0 +3 +0 (+2 honeycomb)
16th May - +4 +0 +4 +4 +1 +3 +0
20th May - +0 +6 +2 +0 +3 +3 +0 +2 +2 +0 +0 +0 +0 +3
22nd May - +5 +6 +1 +2 +5 +0 +2 (today was a GOOD day!)
23rd May - +0 +0 +2 +1 +0 +1 +0 today was a BAD day lmao
29th May - +3 +0 +0 +4 +3 +1 +1
30th May - +3 +0 +3 +0 +9 +3 +2 Good boy!
5th June - +2 +2 +0 +0 +2 +0 +3 -_-
6th June - +5 +3 +0 +1 +1 +5 +0
7th June - +0 +0 +0 +3 +0 +3 +2 I'm going to murder you...
10th June - +0 +3 +1 +3 +0 +0 +0
12th June - +2 +0 +2 +6 +1 +0 +2
13th June - +2 +2 +2 +6 +0 +1 +1
1st July - +3 +0 +4 +4 +2 +6 +2 A good day!
14th April (2020) - +0 +3 +4 +0 +1 +0 +1 Hi useless boy...nice welcome.