Posted by Jelly Roll, the God-Cub of Rollovers and Mischief

Kira, YSGSS Boss (#112968)

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Posted on
2017-05-21 03:03:39
This is where the followers of the Rollover Cub, Jelly Roll, may gather in peace. Have fun talking about him here!

The (Inaccurate) Origin of Jelly Roll's Name


(Based off some stuff that happened in a rollover. Writer here has terrible memory.)

It was the end of the month in the land of Lioden. All lions were anxiously awaiting the new dawning. But the sun didn't rise when expected, and murmurs grew in the crowd. Of course, some murmurs were caused from receiving mutated lionesses from a certain lion, but others were from those who waited eagerly for the "rollover." Cubs were due, lionesses would go into heat, and a plethora of other occurrences were to happen when the sun rose.

Then, finally, someone said, "Where's the cub when you need it?"

"What cub?" another lion asked.

"The rollover cub," replied one of the priests of the Lioden Gods.

"The rollover cub," the questioning lion echoed, thoughtful. "Does it have a name?"

The priest shook his magnificent head. "Perhaps he is named like Murphy was, by the mortals of Lioden."

"I call him Jelly Roll," said yet another lion, piping up suddenly.

The name spread through the crowd, receiving mixed reactions. Then, the rollover-cub-asking lion said, "All hail Jelly Roll, God-Cub of rollovers, time, and goofy smiles."

Laughs rung through the field, and the sun rose.

Then another lion grumbled, not at all meanly, however, "He makes our lionesses hungry and grumpy, and makes us pay to get them back."


(Shannon was giving out muties)
(About 2:00 am, Sunday, May 21, 2017)

(Feel free to correct me and/or suggest more about our God-Cub Jelly Roll.)


Edited on 21/05/17 @ 03:07:51 by Kira (#112968)

Revel2 (#1019)

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Posted on
2017-05-21 03:19:13
Jelly roll ... Rolls around in the sky obviously :)


Kira, YSGSS Boss (#112968)

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Posted on
2017-05-21 14:10:42
He is a mischievous God, making the lions hungry and moody as the day passes.
He makes us pay SB to get our lovelies back.

Probably spent it on the slots.



LilLeo (#101751)

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Posted on
2017-05-24 11:31:29
Jelly roll is the cub god of the sun. Him rolling is the sun moving and changing time... He also likes to mess the ever loving **** out of us



Edited on 04/06/17 @ 06:31:52 by LilLeo (#101751)

StrangePikmin (#84826)

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Posted on
2017-05-29 09:46:41
All hail the Jelliest of Rolls


Kira, YSGSS Boss (#112968)

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Posted on
2017-06-04 02:16:44
A new tradition arose!

Prophets of Jelly Roll, we must ask for lions in the chat for their sacrifice, for the chance of our Jelly Roll to be kinder to us!

First victim- I mean sacrifice was Kit.


StrangePikmin (#84826)

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Posted on
2017-06-06 13:24:34
Sacrifice me, for ive long wished to give to the almighty Jelly Roll!


Kira, YSGSS Boss (#112968)

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Posted on
2017-06-06 23:18:48
Someone hand me the sacrificial banana!


SlashNHack (#102040)

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Posted on
2017-07-08 09:41:55
Wait this one?
Sorry I ate it


SweetSinnerღ (#133416)

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Posted on
2018-05-18 07:41:09
Nooo the bananna!!

(Is it to late for me to join in?)


The Lion Warrior (#127440)

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Posted on
2018-10-11 18:39:51
\ALL HAIL THE JELLY ROLL!!!!!


KalikaRoo31 (#89224)


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Posted on
2018-10-21 14:07:03
He tempts our lions away at rollover and forces us to pay for their safe return.
He must be lonely


EntityofSilo
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Posted on
2018-12-01 18:46:33
Don't look at Jelly Roll upside down.

Also Jelly Roll is scary.


Sunny (#176501)

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Posted on
2019-07-18 11:11:27
I made a creepypasta for him on thatother forum lol.


Nala (#177762)

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Posted on
2019-11-29 18:45:02
I sacrifice my life to Jelly Roll, god-cub of time!


🔥Blaze🔥 (#192321)

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Posted on
2020-01-23 16:51:00
I sacrifice my unwanted children to him so I can get my 2 year old muties back XD