thanks for 100+!

wow, 250+

it looks like *cub name* has swallowed a human object. oh dear. when the cub is approached, it makes a weird sound.


the Alexa mutation. maybe an April fools exclusive, maybe a lethal.

It’s a cub that has digested an amazon alexa. click on the page, it plays despacito.

other flavour text, as suggested by people

mike-princeofstars: Your pride members are absolutely BEGGING for [NAME] to stop playing whatever cursed song is constantly radiating from them. You go to talk to [NAME] about this, but their only reply when you approach is "Desss paaaaaw sea toe". You are mildly intimidated.

adhara🌼: "[CUB] seems to have swallowed a human object, their body is all misshapen and cylindrical. This is so sad. [CUB], play Despasito."

🌹shinu🌹: "[CUB] was drinking some water when a small zapping sound occured inside of its stomach, its fur stands on end and looks like a giant fuzzball. If only it didn't swallow something waterproof."



simple. genius.