Posted by Xylax's Lions (Dark Secret)

Violet (#143881)

Heavenly
View Forum Posts


Posted on
2019-03-16 13:03:33
Hear me out, I know this sounds crazy, but....

Being the dreadful stalker I am, I once day decided to investigate if Xylax ever had any lions in his pride (as he currently has none.)

When I checked "pride dynasty" I discovered something very disturbing.

Something supernatural. I was horrified.

ApuQcdj.png

A lioness that has been alive for 666 years? That seems.. Nearly satanic. But surely there is a reasonable explanation for this. A balanced diet and exercise, perhaps?

Unfortunately, I was to find something less encouraging.

sxbN9FH.png

Edward the Sparkly Cub only confirmed my greatest fears. This all goes against nature.

xYfuVTF.png
Edward's bio only proved my growing theory: a picture of Edward Cullen, the infamous vampire.

Everything fell into place, these living lions in the "former prides" section which is usually dedicated to dead pride members.

Dwarflop is still alive after all these years because... She is a vampire. And so is Edward.

VAMPLIONS COMING SOON?


Edited on 16/03/19 @ 13:17:33 by Violet (#143881)

Corvid Fossils (#66304)

Untitled
View Forum Posts


Posted on
2019-03-16 13:18:25
this is so great


BONES (#166015)

Toxic
View Forum Posts


Posted on
2019-03-16 13:20:52
oml, I love this


silverPigeon|Elysian (#123116)

Augur
View Forum Posts


Posted on
2019-03-16 13:26:15
supported


Moonie~ (#160457)

Sapphic
View Forum Posts


Posted on
2019-03-16 22:05:50
Beautiful!


CALA (#105146)


View Forum Posts


Posted on
2019-03-23 21:25:32
Or maybe it is Xylax that is the vampire ;)


Violet (#143881)

Heavenly
View Forum Posts


Posted on
2019-03-23 21:38:00
I DID NOT THINK OF THAT :O


Mochi (rolling
fridays) (#164216)

Untitled
View Forum Posts


Posted on
2019-04-14 15:01:54
(gasps)



Edited on 28/04/19 @ 09:57:43 by Mochi {fancy brackets} (#164216)

🐊 Mutt (#3901)

Punk
View Forum Posts


Posted on
2019-04-14 15:03:58
hah i knew it

bloodsucking lions when?


Sunny (#176501)

Heavenly
View Forum Posts


Posted on
2019-06-17 20:29:07
I see your reasoning here. It couldnt have been immortal because well, IMMORTALITY also 666 is a sketchy number dude


Sunny (#176501)

Heavenly
View Forum Posts


Posted on
2019-06-17 20:32:55
Wait. You know how you can chase off, kill, or send to NR right? Well with immortal lions do you still have the option to kill them???


Sunny (#176501)

Heavenly
View Forum Posts


Posted on
2019-06-20 12:20:47
WTF!?!? I just lopoked at the rest of his dynasty and there is a TWO YEAR OLD LIONESS THAT IS FRIKIN DISPLAYED AS A CUB. also the rest of his account is weird too, theres a horse-lion in his dynasty, his king is a TIGER. this guy is weird


Charles Calvin!
[Mott. Pie] (#173172)

Lone Wanderer
View Forum Posts


Posted on
2019-07-04 07:47:37
Go to his king dynasty, look at the most recent king. Most of his stats are 666.


Sunny (#176501)

Heavenly
View Forum Posts


Posted on
2019-07-04 11:53:53
Creepy..


Violet (#143881)

Heavenly
View Forum Posts


Posted on
2019-07-06 20:20:28
spoopy business


FirecrackerTNT (#98461)

Interstellar
View Forum Posts


Posted on
2019-07-06 20:28:19
oh fUCK Xy is a vamp confirmed