Posted by Xylax's Lions (Dark Secret)

Violet (#143881)

Heavenly
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Posted on
2019-03-16 13:03:33
Hear me out, I know this sounds crazy, but....

Being the dreadful stalker I am, I once day decided to investigate if Xylax ever had any lions in his pride (as he currently has none.)

When I checked "pride dynasty" I discovered something very disturbing.

Something supernatural. I was horrified.

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A lioness that has been alive for 666 years? That seems.. Nearly satanic. But surely there is a reasonable explanation for this. A balanced diet and exercise, perhaps?

Unfortunately, I was to find something less encouraging.

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Edward the Sparkly Cub only confirmed my greatest fears. This all goes against nature.

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Edward's bio only proved my growing theory: a picture of Edward Cullen, the infamous vampire.

Everything fell into place, these living lions in the "former prides" section which is usually dedicated to dead pride members.

Dwarflop is still alive after all these years because... She is a vampire. And so is Edward.

VAMPLIONS COMING SOON?



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Edited on 16/03/19 @ 13:17:33 by Violet (#143881)

Lance [G2 Frontal
14/15 NRLC] (#173172)

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Posted on
2019-07-07 03:59:52
Also, ever wonder what would happen if Xylax's king WAS up for studding? I used the scrying stone, and almost every time the cubs were partially or completely transparent.



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AimPyre | G2
Jellyfish Preon (#98461)


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Posted on
2019-07-07 06:35:38
Haha, you're right!! I tried scrying it myself, and first try I got a transparent cub with "(Boopy Skin)"!



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Lance [G2 Frontal
14/15 NRLC] (#173172)

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Posted on
2019-07-07 12:16:54
One time it passed a cream base from mom and the eyes were cream, because it said the eyes were 'Menacing.'



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AimPyre | G2
Jellyfish Preon (#98461)


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Posted on
2019-07-07 15:09:00
Oh I love that!! Xy's page and lions are so weird and I love it!!



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Mightyclaws (#184324)

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Posted on
2019-08-27 07:22:00
How do I visit Xylax's Pride Dynasty?



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🌟Starfruit🍑 (#171151)


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Posted on
2019-10-13 17:50:51
OH WOW>>>
GONNA EXPLORE HIS PAGE XD



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☽ medusa ☾
[Olive Patches RLC] (#184729)

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Posted on
2019-10-13 20:33:45
I feel....suspicion...



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EntityofSilo | G4 (#107570)

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Posted on
2019-11-04 11:26:42
I feel like the whole vampirism thing is a subtle nod to the primal fangs mutation.



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🔥Blaze🔥 (#192321)

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Posted on
2020-01-23 17:02:08
This legit gave me nightmares. I think I read to many theories XD



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★ Ivystar (#53539)

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Posted on
2020-02-20 21:28:04
tf make this a damn suggestion i will will frickin support



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Lia (BLM) (#190815)

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Posted on
2020-09-02 08:45:26
HOW?!?!?!?!



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Firelord|Unholy
Ferus|BO Mark (#206532)

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Posted on
2020-09-02 08:53:25
There is also a weird lion called winged lion horse boi, and it looks really weird



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Phantom StarsX (#92256)

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Posted on
2020-09-21 10:55:55
... sooo in his showcase theres a.. thing.. under "tasty things"
Xylax really does have a strange account.
Also his king does show cubs bred, of course they are all gen 1 tigons. Its odd



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Kinshenewa (#220484)

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Posted on
2020-11-16 14:54:37
how do i find him?



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Silvermane (#231431)

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Posted on
2021-04-30 09:12:39
uh..... i just checked his page.... i am now very concerned...



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