Welcome to my theory thread!
Ah, this is a bit much...

1. His Pride Records
His pride records, concern me a bit...
First, lets talk about Edward the Sparkly Cub
Edward... isn't much concerning... until you see his bio.

Someone else (#215170) noticed this, and upon more research they said:
"creepy man face who I found out is no other than Edward Cullen some vampire dude from the Twilight Saga. Soo not to jump to conclusions who says this Sparkly Cub is a vampire anyway? If you look closer at this cub's Currents and Breeding Info it says he is infertile, has no gender and no personality. After this I decided to do some 'Vampire research' and I found this out. Vampires are asexual, sterile and impotent just like Edward the Sparkly Cub. So conclusion its a vampire cub."
(their thread here)
So, yeah. In that conclusion, Xylax owns a vampire. A sparkly vampire, at that.

Another lion in his pride records, Dwarflop
Heh. She's cute and all, but that AGE girly! Wanna get that checked out?

Eek. She also seems to have... a really creepy skull obsession. Yikes.
Other than that, there's just a creepy horse thing.

There's something up with this, and I am trying to figure out how it's all possible. From Edwards... Vampireness, to Dwarflop just being as old as she is... have fun trying to uncover why this is like this.

2. Coming Soon
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