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Datrandomcat (#166891) Aztec Knight View Forum Posts Posted on 2021-06-27 20:19:21 |
The event is nearing it's end, so I thought it would be a good idea to rank the Slithering Minions based how much I would boop that snout. Slithering Annihilation: Big fat worm snek-thing. 6/10 Slithering Bloodshed: Ah yes, the menstruation demon. 2/10 Slithering Carnage & Slithering doom: Snek dragons. Pap pap 7/10 Slithering Chaos & Slithering End: Now this is just a dragon. 10/10 Slithering Death: It’s just the skeleton of a snek. The most friendly looking one. Sad pap pap. 11/10 Slithering Demise: Spiky snek. 9/10 Slithering Destruction: Oooo shiny and royal snek! Kinda angy doe. Must bow before accept pap pap. 7/10 Slithering Evil: This is what you get when you cross a cockroach and a snake. 2/10 Slithering Fiend: Hmmmm looks like sea-monster snek but cuter. 10/10 Slithering Frenzy: Put back this xenophorm-looking abomination where it belongs. Dead six feet under. 1/10 Slithering fury: F-fluffy dragon. M-must. Pet. 1000/1 Slithering Havoc: What's up with those membrane-less wings :c? Healing boops need to ensue. 8/10 Slithering Horror: Only thing horryfying is how boop-able this boi is. 9/10 Slithering Interitus: Ooo pretty cool, a little scary. But which head shall I boop? Both, obviously. 8/10 Slithering Mayhem: I don't like those teeth. It looks like the teeth of animals that tend to swallow their prey whole so how about no. 0/10 Slithering Necrosis: It's a fucking chestbuster. Kill it with fire -50/10 Slithering Obliteration: Hmmmm, dwagon. 7/10 Slithering Quietus: Glowing snek. Chernobyl snek? 10/10 Slithering Rage: No, no, no, no. Fuck this. Looks like a parasitical worm under a microscope and I am not okay with that. The red things in it's mouth is either a bunch of tongues, or it's freshly hatched younglings. Either way, fuck this shit I'm out. -1000000/10 Slithering Schism: Cool and scary a little, but I don't know what you are really supposed to be. 5/10 Slithering Terror: We don't boop xenomorphs here. Scram. 0/10 Slithering Void: :0 cutest snek. Heccin boop 12/10 Slithering Wrath.: Not a fan of tentacles, but I'l have a go! 5/10 0 players like this post! Like? |
Crow (#112292)
King of the Jungle View Forum Posts Posted on 2022-06-10 08:32:08 |
Slithering Annihlation : Scary open jaws! 3/10 Slithering Bloodhead : This one is vomiting blood, surrounded by 3 contorting skeletons. I'll keep my distance. 1/10 Slithering Caedes : Snake/centipede hybrid with an extra pair of eyes, but in an appealing shade of green, so that counts for something. 5/10 Slithering Carnage : Chaotic neutral iridescent jade-green serpent. 8/10 Slithering Chaos: Covered in long spines and can fly. Probably lives around volcanoes. 6/10 Slithering Corruption : The pestilence monster with bubbling green skin - I'd stay out of the way. 1/10 Slithering Death : Just a bare-bones snake skeleton, and not a particularly malevolent one. 7/10 Slithering Demise: Black cobra-like snek with a hood of spines. Pretty cool looking. 9/10 Slithering Destruction: Clearly favored by Apophis and gets special privileges, with all that royal gold jewelry. 5/10 Slithering Devastation : Another green snek, and clearly venomous with those detailed fangs. Looks like one of his parents was a dragon. 8/10 Slithering Disintegration: Pretty shiny purple snek with dark blue accents. 10/10 Slithering Doom : Swims through the air without wings. Another chaotic neutral. 9/10 Slithering End : The overlooked, less flashy younger sibling of the Slithering Chaos. 4/10 Slithering Evil : Unpettable but harmless unless you step on one. 2/10 Slithering Fiend: Normally docile, but will bite in self-defense. The spikes and glowing eyes are just a defensive mechanism against potential predators. 10/10 Slithering Frenzy: Creepy xenomorph. I don't want to be anywhere near those scapel limbs. -1/10 Slithering Fury : This is literally an amphiptere. 8/10 Slithering Havoc : How do you fly with no wing membranes? 6/10 Slithering Horror : Not to be trusted. 1/10 Slithering Intertitus : Cool color scheme. A true representation of chaos, rocking the mint green and black. 8/10 Slithering Massacre: I don't know what's going on with the red stuff, but I don't want it near me. 0/10 Slithering Mayhem : One of those sandworms from Dune. A force of nature to be feared and respected. 9/10 Slithering Mors : This snek gives me major technical death metal vibes. I like metal. 11/10 Slithering Necrosis : nope nope nope. No chestbursting allowed here. -50/10 Slithering Obliteration: A majestic toothy and spiny amethyst-purple dragon. 50/10 Slithering Quietus : Gives off an odd aura, but ultimately harmless. 5/10 Slithering Rage: Looks more like a worm than a snake. No thanks. -20/10 Slithering Schism : I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away. 7/10 Slithering Serpentise : Otherwise known as a hydra. 4/10 Slithering Terror : Nope. This is not a snake. 0/10 Slithering Void : A majestic mysterious obsidian snek surrounded by night vapor. Would boop snout. Probably an ally of Anubis that got mixed in with the chthonic sneks by mistake. 10/10 Slithering Wrath: Looks like some undersea creature. 4/10 0 players like this post! Like? Edited on 10/06/22 @ 13:19:25 by Crow (#112292) |
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