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Datrandomcat (#166891)

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Posted on
2021-06-27 20:19:21
The event is nearing it's end, so I thought it would be a good idea to rank the Slithering Minions based how much I would boop that snout.

Slithering Annihilation:

Big fat worm snek-thing. 6/10

Slithering Bloodshed:

Ah yes, the menstruation demon. 2/10

Slithering Carnage & Slithering doom:

Snek dragons. Pap pap 7/10

Slithering Chaos & Slithering End:

Now this is just a dragon. 10/10

Slithering Death:

It’s just the skeleton of a snek. The most friendly looking one. Sad pap pap. 11/10

Slithering Demise:

Spiky snek. 9/10

Slithering Destruction:

Oooo shiny and royal snek! Kinda angy doe. Must bow before accept pap pap. 7/10

Slithering Evil:

This is what you get when you cross a cockroach and a snake. 2/10

Slithering Fiend:

Hmmmm looks like sea-monster snek but cuter. 10/10

Slithering Frenzy:

Put back this xenophorm-looking abomination where it belongs. Dead six feet under. 1/10

Slithering fury:

F-fluffy dragon.
M-must.
Pet.
1000/1

Slithering Havoc:

What's up with those membrane-less wings :c? Healing boops need to ensue. 8/10

Slithering Horror:

Only thing horryfying is how boop-able this boi is. 9/10

Slithering Interitus:

Ooo pretty cool, a little scary. But which head shall I boop? Both, obviously. 8/10

Slithering Mayhem:

I don't like those teeth. It looks like the teeth of animals that tend to swallow their prey whole so how about no. 0/10

Slithering Necrosis:

It's a fucking chestbuster. Kill it with fire -50/10

Slithering Obliteration:

Hmmmm, dwagon. 7/10

Slithering Quietus:

Glowing snek. Chernobyl snek? 10/10

Slithering Rage:

No, no, no, no. Fuck this. Looks like a parasitical worm under a microscope and I am not okay with that. The red things in it's mouth is either a bunch of tongues, or it's freshly hatched younglings. Either way, fuck this shit I'm out. -1000000/10

Slithering Schism:

Cool and scary a little, but I don't know what you are really supposed to be. 5/10

Slithering Terror:

We don't boop xenomorphs here. Scram. 0/10

Slithering Void:

:0 cutest snek. Heccin boop 12/10

Slithering Wrath.:

Not a fan of tentacles, but I'l have a go! 5/10



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Crow (#112292)

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2022-06-10 08:32:08
Slithering Annihlation :
Scary open jaws! 3/10

Slithering Bloodhead :
This one is vomiting blood, surrounded by 3 contorting skeletons. I'll keep my distance. 1/10

Slithering Caedes :
Snake/centipede hybrid with an extra pair of eyes, but in an appealing shade of green, so that counts for something. 5/10

Slithering Carnage :
Chaotic neutral iridescent jade-green serpent. 8/10

Slithering Chaos:
Covered in long spines and can fly. Probably lives around volcanoes. 6/10

Slithering Corruption :
The pestilence monster with bubbling green skin - I'd stay out of the way. 1/10

Slithering Death :
Just a bare-bones snake skeleton, and not a particularly malevolent one. 7/10

Slithering Demise:
Black cobra-like snek with a hood of spines. Pretty cool looking. 9/10

Slithering Destruction:
Clearly favored by Apophis and gets special privileges, with all that royal gold jewelry. 5/10

Slithering Devastation :
Another green snek, and clearly venomous with those detailed fangs. Looks like one of his parents was a dragon. 8/10

Slithering Disintegration:
Pretty shiny purple snek with dark blue accents. 10/10

Slithering Doom :
Swims through the air without wings. Another chaotic neutral. 9/10

Slithering End :
The overlooked, less flashy younger sibling of the Slithering Chaos. 4/10

Slithering Evil :
Unpettable but harmless unless you step on one. 2/10

Slithering Fiend:
Normally docile, but will bite in self-defense. The spikes and glowing eyes are just a defensive mechanism against potential predators. 10/10

Slithering Frenzy:
Creepy xenomorph. I don't want to be anywhere near those scapel limbs. -1/10

Slithering Fury :
This is literally an amphiptere. 8/10

Slithering Havoc :
How do you fly with no wing membranes? 6/10

Slithering Horror :
Not to be trusted. 1/10

Slithering Intertitus :
Cool color scheme. A true representation of chaos, rocking the mint green and black. 8/10

Slithering Massacre:
I don't know what's going on with the red stuff, but I don't want it near me. 0/10

Slithering Mayhem :
One of those sandworms from Dune. A force of nature to be feared and respected. 9/10

Slithering Mors :
This snek gives me major technical death metal vibes. I like metal. 11/10

Slithering Necrosis :
nope nope nope. No chestbursting allowed here. -50/10

Slithering Obliteration:
A majestic toothy and spiny amethyst-purple dragon. 50/10

Slithering Quietus :
Gives off an odd aura, but ultimately harmless. 5/10

Slithering Rage:
Looks more like a worm than a snake. No thanks. -20/10

Slithering Schism :
I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away. 7/10

Slithering Serpentise :
Otherwise known as a hydra. 4/10

Slithering Terror :
Nope. This is not a snake. 0/10

Slithering Void :
A majestic mysterious obsidian snek surrounded by night vapor. Would boop snout. Probably an ally of Anubis that got mixed in with the chthonic sneks by mistake. 10/10

Slithering Wrath:
Looks like some undersea creature. 4/10



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