Predacious VI

The cubs, along with Clorox, were playing and making noise near the sleeping spot of Grandpaw Predacious VI and ended up disturbing his nap time. He roared at them to get lost, then went back to his nap, grumbling about how he behaved much better than they did when he was their age. They should take a lesson from him.

Grandpaw Predacious VI wants to tell you all about his exciting adventures back when he was younger. "Back in MY day, we had to walk five miles through the snow to catch a single gazelle!" Yes, Grandpaw. Of course, Grandpaw. It hardly snows in Africa, Grandpaw, but sure. "Back in MY day, we had to..." You end up dozing off as he begins another tale. Whoops. When you wake up, Grandpaw Predacious VI is still recounting his amazing tale of how he killed that rhino. Or whatever. You're not really paying attention at this point.

You see Grandpaw Predacious VI sitting in his usual spot with a bunch of cubs around him, listening in awe how he fought and won against all of the challengers in the Championships. He goes on and on about how well he fought, and how his opponents didn't stand a chance. Of course, he doesn't say anything about the fact that he cheated half of the time.