Oberon

"You majestically stand on the biggest hill in your territory, surveying your lands. You notice Oberon standing next to you, copying your glorious stance. Awww yeah. We're the best."

“When you come to say hi, Oberon asks how his whiskers are looking today, they're so curly lately!“

"Oberon really, really wants that meerkat snack. Like, so badly. The screeching is getting old, fast. You eat it to show them that life doesn't always get them what they want."

"Oberon asks you why you wrestle with lionesses so much. You tell them it's...good exercise…yeah. That."

"Oberon took the time to carefully place each paw as he scaled a tricky hill. It was a damn impressive climb in the end!"

"Oberon gleefully pounced through all the obstacles, eager to win admiration and get into the limelight!"

"Oberon glowed with the praise he got for successfully chasing down that rabbit. He's quite pleased to be noticed."

"After Oberon was gone stalking for a while, you went to check on him - only to find him flexing and looking at his fur in a puddle of water. Hah!"

"Oberon struck an epic pose that best showed off his coat after he successfully trounced his opponent."

"Oberon really did do a great job sneaking up on the meerkat, though the story he's telling now definitely has some embellishments that make him sound even better."

"You approach Oberon as he cleans his private parts with leg up high. He does not stop when he sees you and you feel awkward when he says your name with his tongue on THAT place."

"You stumble upon Oberon alone in a secluded bushy area. He seemed to be in the middle of practicing cool poses. You stare at each other for a bit before you just...leave him to it."

"You thought Oberon was dutifully trying to catch fish for the pride, but it turned out he was just admiring his reflection. What a buttmunch."