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Ochieng has decided that now is the perfect time to practice killing! Growling and nipping at you, the attack is fierce; so you roll onto your back, yowling, and feign your impending death.
~1/12/17
You flirted with homemade italian pizza who is owned by the mighty lion duckdoodle (Oxygenated cream - #94156). Better hope he doesn't find out! He has 15 minutes to respond to your advances, otherwise you'll be successful in your flirtations!
~2/2/17
A short legged dwarf lion is trying to mount a lioness. What. Why?
>Please Stop
You cough loudly to startle them, as the cringe is real. The lioness sighs with relief and passes you, leaving you a gift of gratitude. The dwarf slowly backs off and waddles away, full of shame. Pam pam pam paparam.
+2 Heart Shells
~2/2/17
A short legged dwarf lion is trying to mount a lioness. What. Why?
>Help Him Out
Tsk, tsk. You come closer and grab the startled dwarf by the neck, helping him get higher and do the deed. You stand by, smiling awkwardly at the lioness looking at you from time to time with the most disturbed expression. Grateful, the dwarf gives you something nice after the whole ordeal.
+1 AWKWARD THOUGHT
+2 Heart Shells
~2/2/17
A short legged dwarf lion is trying to mount a lioness. What. Why?
>Stare
You smile, uplifting a corner of your muzzle, and watch the scene with an odd satisfaction. The lioness eventually crouches low enough for the dwarf to succeed, and they notice you only after the deed is done. You're a creep, you're a weirdo. What the hell are you doing here?
+5% impression
+1 AWKWARD THOUGHT
+1 Heart Shell
~2/2/17
Trotting along the patch of dirt, you find mating lions in a bush. Awkward!
>Watch
Maybe you're weird, or maybe you just like to watch, you sit down and observe nature in action. After few attempts the male leaves frustrated. The lioness notices you. Did she just smile? Is that a yes?
+3% impression
+5% energy
+1 AWKWARD THOUGHT
+1 HAPPY THOUGHT
Unlocked title "the Pervert".
~2/2/17
Amburr was first lioness killed
With the gruesome reasoning in your head, you approach the lioness, resting in the outskirts of your den. You attack her with brutal force, killing her on the spot and feeling her last breath wither away under your teeth. You monster.
~2/2/17
On the outskirts of the lands you're patrolling, a male is rejected by a lioness. As he walks off with a sad expression, you notice it's probably because of his lack of a mane.
>Dude Looks Like a Lady!
He slowly looks at you with his utmost disapproval, as you realize you hummed these words out loud. The lion walks away, throwing at you a useless Heart Shell that he tried to win the last lady with.
+1 Heart Shell
~2/6/17
This guy looks like he just needs a hug.
>Hug
You feel the overwhelming need to express your feelings on this poor male. You snuggle him, rub your head against his mane and lick his cheek. He seems very confused but happy you did not attack him! You two spend some time playing until he has to leave.
+3% impression
+13% energy
+1 FRIVOLOUS THOUGHT
~2/6/17
On the outskirts of the lands you're patrolling, a male is rejected by a lioness. As he walks off with a sad expression, you notice it's probably because of his lack of a mane.
>He's Oddly Cute
"How original, I totally haven't heard that one before," he snarks and walks off, shoving a shell in your snout so you'd leave him alone.
+1 Heart Shell
~2/6/17
Trotting along the patch of dirt, you find mating lions in a bush. Awkward!
>Whimper
You let out a shaky whimper, disturbed by catching them in such a private moment. They notice you, the male roars, you quickly get your butt out of there and run into convenient bones you can hide between.
+1 AWKWARD THOUGHT
You found 1x Elephant Skull
Unlocked title "Impeccable".
~2/6/17
You stumble upon mating hyenas... how awkward.
>Awkwaaaaaarrrdddd
You take a deep breath, trying to avert your eyes from this profane act. You turn around, walking away on stiff, stressed legs, hearing hyenas chuckle at you from the distance.
+100EXP
+1 AWKWARD THOUGHT
~2/6/17
You are currently flirting with an old pink highlighter who is owned by the mighty lion Puddle.
~2/8/17
You spot a Primal Lion surrounded by adoring females. That smug face, man. Are his teeth the only overly long things he has?
>Adore
You join in and admire the rare, brutal look of the Primal Lion. Flattered, he takes the whole group to hang out and have fun in a nearby mudpit.
+1 FRIVOLOUS THOUGHT
+1 Heart Shell
~2/8/17
A short legged dwarf lion is trying to mount a lioness. What. Why?
>Stare
You smile, uplifting a corner of your muzzle, and watch the scene with an odd satisfaction. The lioness eventually crouches low enough for the dwarf to succeed, and they notice you only after the deed is done. You're a creep, you're a weirdo. What the hell are you doing here?
+5% impression
+1 AWKWARD THOUGHT
+1 Heart Shell
~2/8/17
With the gruesome reasoning in your head, you approach the lion, resting in the outskirts of your den. You attack him with brutal force, killing him on the spot and feeling his last breath wither away under your teeth. You monster.
Ochieng killed on 2/10/17
Trotting along the patch of dirt, you find mating lions in a bush. Awkward!
>Whimper
You let out a shaky whimper, disturbed by catching them in such a private moment. They notice you, the male roars, you quickly get your butt out of there and run into convenient bones you can hide between.
+1 AWKWARD THOUGHT
You found 1x Elephant Skull
~2/10/17
You stumble upon mating hyenas... how awkward.
>Stare
Being a tactless scamp you are, you just stare at them with wide eyes. They notice you after a while and slowly freeze in panic, after which they decide to get the hell out of here.
+1% impression
+1 AWKWARD THOUGHT
~2/15/17
You spot a Primal Lion surrounded by adoring females. That smug face, man. Are his teeth the only overly long things he has?
>Snarl
You snarl at the Primal Lion, but he laughs at you. It's not a humiliating laugh; he seems genuinely impressed you even dared to be aggressive! He gives you a Heart Shell and leaves with the ladies.
+1% impression
+1 Heart Shell
~2/15/17
You spot a Primal Lion surrounded by adoring females. That smug face, man. Are his teeth the only overly long things he has?
>Snarl
You snarl at the Primal Lion, but he laughs at you. It's not a humiliating laugh; he seems genuinely impressed you even dared to be aggressive! He gives you a Heart Shell and leaves with the ladies.
+1% impression
+1 Heart Shell
~2/15/17
This fella looks like he was just smacked by a lioness he was trying to claim. He needs to learn how to do things.
>Teach How to Impress
You greet him and explain how to properly impress females, by showing your best moves. He seems very impressed and shyly asks if he could spend some time with you for a bit to... learn some more. What a compliment to your ego.
+5% impression
+1 Heart Shell
+1 FRIVOLOUS THOUGHT
~2/15/17
A short legged dwarf lion is trying to mount a lioness. What. Why?
Tsk, tsk. You come closer and grab the startled dwarf by the neck, helping him get higher and do the deed. You stand by, smiling awkwardly at the lioness looking at you from time to time with the most disturbed expression. Grateful, the dwarf gives you something nice after the whole ordeal.
+1 AWKWARD THOUGHT
+2 Heart Shells
~2/15/17
On the outskirts of the lands you're patrolling, a male is rejected by a lioness. As he walks off with a sad expression, you notice it's probably because of his lack of a mane.
>Dude Looks Like a Lady!
He slowly looks at you with his utmost disapproval, as you realize you hummed these words out loud. The lion walks away, throwing at you a useless Heart Shell that he tried to win the last lady with.
+1 Heart Shell
~2/15/17
A short legged dwarf lion is trying to mount a lioness. What. Why?
>Help Him Out
Tsk, tsk. You come closer and grab the startled dwarf by the neck, helping him get higher and do the deed. You stand by, smiling awkwardly at the lioness looking at you from time to time with the most disturbed expression. Grateful, the dwarf gives you something nice after the whole ordeal.
+1 AWKWARD THOUGHT
+2 Heart Shells
~2/15/17
A lion approaches you, their tail swaying slowly in an almost alluring way. Looks confusing, but smells like a lady. It’s a very nice smell, actually.
>Hey, how are you?
You keep a stoic face, but the maned lioness is very friendly and you can't really resist when somebody is admiring your sculpted muscles.
+1 HAPPY THOUGHT
+2 Heart Shells
-2% energy
~2/15/17
Trotting along the patch of dirt, you find mating lions in a bush. Awkward!
>Whimper
You let out a shaky whimper, disturbed by catching them in such a private moment. They notice you, the male roars, you quickly get your butt out of there and run into convenient bones you can hide between.
+1 AWKWARD THOUGHT
You found 1x Elephant Skull
~2/15/17
You spot a Primal Lion surrounded by adoring females. That smug face, man. Are his teeth the only overly long things he has?
>Snarl
You snarl at the Primal Lion, but he laughs at you. It's not a humiliating laugh; he seems genuinely impressed you even dared to be aggressive! He gives you a Heart Shell and leaves with the ladies.
+1% impression
+1 Heart Shell
~2/16/17
You stumble upon mating hyenas... how awkward.
>Stare
Being a tactless scamp you are, you just stare at them with wide eyes. They notice you after a while and slowly freeze in panic, after which they decide to get the hell out of here.
+1% impression
+1 AWKWARD THOUGHT
~2/16/17
You stumble upon mating hyenas... how awkward.
>Awkward
You take a deep breath, trying to avert your eyes from this profane act. You turn around, walking away on stiff, stressed legs, hearing hyenas chuckle at you from the distance.
+100EXP
+1 AWKWARD THOUGHT
~2/16/17
You flirted with a rhino's sexy butt who is owned by the mighty lion Ꮢigel (Shinai - #93596). Better hope he doesn't find out! He has 15 minutes to respond to your advances, otherwise you'll be successful in your flirtations! (If i get slapped then the rhino has turned around and charged)
Some over-protective lion tried to chase you away from flirting with his lioness, but you just have too much charm ;) You earned +1 Flirt point and +3 Heart Shells! (THE RHINO CHARGED BUT MISSED XDDD I'M DEADDD)
~2/24/17
A cub from outside your pride on YOUR path?! You quickly smack the annoying creature until it stops moving. Its mom will be furious.
You got a Pissed Off Leopard!
~2/24/17
Your lion takes a sip and under his skin muscles shift and shiver.. he seems to have grown older! He tries to sip more but looks like it was just a brief feeling... or was it?
~4/28/17
You have found some colourful, interesting stones hanging from a branch. Maybe somebody dropped them..?
You found a(n) Rainbow Stones!
~8/6/17
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