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PART 1 BOGTROT/MUD LORE
Born in the throes of 1980s classic rock/metalomania in endangered marshlands, BOGTROT is a new age breed of fucked up freak who rose to stardom by force.
Born just in time to bring hard rock back to the music scene, raised by spawn of the cursed Slate raffle lioness and a standardized Asali model X, Bogtrot was an exceptional stoner with simple beginnings who couldn’t be delegated to a life of percussion instruments for eternity - he had bigger dreams.
The classical piano lessons and the clean-cut life weren’t cutting it - the rough and gritty squelches of the swamp, once mere whispers, forever sounded beautifully in his mind, beckoning him. One day, he listened to the 1978 guitar solo, “Eruption,” and that was it: Clear as day, Bogtrot caught the rock bug, and it was here to stay, like Coronavirus - but better.
It all came to a head when a young Bogtrot at the tavern was about to finally memorize Billy Joel’s piano man when he fucking snapped. He had enough - it wasn’t even 9 o'clock on a Saturday, what were they even doing? He starts to experience sensory overload/mud clogging, his mind was filled with every sound at once, from the rapping piano keys to the taps of billiards before being overwhelmed by the screams of a ripping guitar - the time of Muddening was here.
He went bloody apeshit, going proper unhinged and mudstomping the whole establishment, garnering a felony in the process and a spot on the fbi’s most wanted list (not to mention the many fatalities - Bogtrot’s k/d ratio is a sight to behold). Luckily, he was able to hide with Gene Simmons from KISS, who was moved by his earthquaking performance (literally).
Once the dust cleared, Bogtrot was gone with the mud, as stealthy and mysterious as he is crazy. But he was awakened. From the rubble, he rose with a new motive: breed as many of those beautiful baby brown fucks as humanely possible, or die trying.
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PART 2: BOOBEAR/ANTIBOG BOOGALOO
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Slot 2: rma slot wip
Slot 7: rma slot
Mudstone 3: Swampstone Mash invites you for a friendly wrestling session. You win, but he is a good sport about it.
❤️❤️❤️MUDSTONE MUD❤️❤️❤️ is trying to wake you up before dawn. No. You don't wanna. Ugh. Before dawn, they're your pride mates' cub. You ignore them as best you can.
When you greet each other, ❤️Mudstone 3: Bogtrot Boogie❤️ exchanges with you a few interesting stories about his last trip to the waterhole.
Dec/5 started at 191 stats • ❤️Mudstone 3: Bogtrot Boogie❤️ (#794207293680) - They got the following stat boosts from cub training: +16 SPD
+1 SMR
Dec 24
Total Patrols 250 Total Stats Gained 504 Total Items Gained 130
OMG SO CUTE ILY
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