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Jerboa Simone (#49345) View Forum Posts Posted on 2019-03-03 15:09:55	━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ "Big Ol Boots" Ralph He's my little boy I absolutely love him. He's an old inside joke between some friends about our old middle school principal who wore ridiculously huge cowboy boots literally 24/7. I want you guys to at least bask in his glory for a few seconds if you can spare <3 Ralph's Random Facts - his full name Ralphus Tyler-Luke Jameson St. Julien the VI but he goes by just Ralph now - he lives out on the streets however he owns a nice little house in the suburbs where he stores all his cowboy boots - likes Shetland ponies but is scared of regular horses cause they're too tall for him to ride - believes himself to be a descendant of fierce African green vipers but is really just a garden snake from the country - calls himself an expert on acoustic guitar when the only song he knows how to play is "Take Me Home, Country Roads" I think that's it for now! Plan to maybe get some art of him done later on! xD You have liked this post! 0 players like this post! Like?