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UWU DIRTY SMILEY BOY

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SO HAPPY

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BYEEEE"

Said the grasshopper, termites and, ants. the bee's, and the wasps, all going on rants.

'i am leaving ' they said 'to get away from the smell."
All of the little bug houses out on the market, but none would sell, no matter how cheap, it was not worth that a fraction of that hell

"The poor little birdies could not find a morsel, not a crumb, or a leg i pity the poor souls"

"Help" screamed the anteater, all his food was now gone. He sniffled in sadness and found out what was wrong
he ran for his life, with his family and things he was not ready for the stench that lion brings.

Without bees the plants withered, without food, the birds tithered. None had a bite, not even last night, as they cried they all ran away

The Hyena's stopped laughing, the badgers could not sleep, all because of that smilus that stinks.
And all the birds starved because they couldn't eat

The scientists pondered, they wondered and thinked, what would happen when there was no more smilus that stinked.

Would it go back to normal? Would it fix all the things? Or maybe more harm that the decaying body would bring.

Religions were over, no god's were real. For none would allow the lion that made the bugs keel.

or maybe they all just wanted a purge? And used the dirty, stinky, juggling, unbathed boy and him not bathing was an urge?

They came up with a plan that Twitter users stanned, throw him into space, we're he'd live all his days

But then they had a problem, that lion had children! How the lionesses didn't die though, that was far beneath them.

But they had a much better plan, one that could not fail. They'd put the stinky lion And his children for sale!

Surely aliens would not mind his smell, they didn't have noses, they judged off of looks

and the lion, well he didn't look That bad. Let's be honest
The worst was that wired little tail floof

the aliens agreed and took their new friends home, and the last time humans checked the lions all lived in a dome. The End 😌

Happy endings? He's dirty anyway what's a lil bit more?

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OH BOY HERE WE GO

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Tell me you preferred the gory version of Little Red Riding Hood without telling me you preferred the gory version of Little Red Riding Hood.

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T-this is so... :> I luv this wholesomeness

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I like gory

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Im lesbian. THATS HOW I TELL YOU I PREFERRED IT-

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HELPPP

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LMAO My cold read skills on point today then

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HAH

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