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Why Have Kings Gone Bald?

This is my theory on why the kings have gone bald!!

(this is all a joke)

In the month of May, lots of pride members have noticed something about their kings! Queens are luckily unaffected, but kings have gone bald!! Luscious manes, or thin manes, they are all gone! You may wonder, why is this?

Well here’s my newsletter on why!!

Since it’s May, many lions have been battling and training for the tournaments. Some train so hard, that if they could, they’d sleep for a whole 2 days!
Others use egg yolks to improve their attacks, which might not be allowed, but that’s not the topic!!

I have Oakpaw with me today and he will share his story!

‘I was just training like the usual, being the total chad I am, sorry for not being humble haha, and a day later, I woke up to go look into a puddle and saw all my beautiful mane GONE. Oh my gosh I can’t talk anymore! I’m tearing up!!’

Well, Oakpaw doesn’t use egg yolks, but both egg-yolk lions and training lions have been affected!

Here’s why the lions who don’t use egg yolks, might’ve lost their manes.
Obviously, from all the training they’ve done, they’re definitely very tired. They don’t get any rest because they are very caught up in winning. The mane hairs fell out because of stress and not enough rest! Make sure to rest if this is what you did!

Here’s to the ones that do!
Sorry to say, but there is only one reason why the mane would’ve fell out. Those egg yolks…. were completely ROTTEN!! With maggots and mould. But since they were distracted by winning and getting fans, they didn’t realise the mould!! Make sure to always check your food so this doesn’t happen again!

Extras! Some lions have even gotten an invisible base! At this point, even I don’t know why their fur is isn’t visible. That’s it for today, if you enjoyed this newsletter, just say so and I’ll make more!!