The Buying Bush
(inspired by the giving tree) The leaves of The Buying Bush rustle in a not-so-melodically way in the breeze of the evening. The moon is ever so slowly gaining in the horizon as you approach... What the actual fuck.. A, white, no wait pink? green?? okay what color even is that..? anyway, the thing, if you can even call it that, zooms past you. Before you get the chance to turn around and get the hell out of there, it starts rolling and jumping around in the bushes near you, sending some leaves and twigs flying at you. A few hit you, making you stay to beat the hell out of whatever this is. Before you do though, it peers up at you from below the bush. Ah. Maahes. Well, you do have some time to spare. wouldn’t wanna break his poor heart. Here, not-so-discarded items lie. Feel free to buy one
