☠ Clusterfuck McSkittles ☠

☠ Clusterfuck's Life Achievements ☠
- crashed peaches' browser
- too powerful
- made Toast Father cry
- became sam's hero
- caused Alula to have an accident
- impressed the Fuzzy Mothman
- became partners in crime with Pissfeet Zebra (#794123062996)
- seduced Tempest
- became worth more than 3 muks
- started working on a way to safely consume a jellyfish in order to become frozen in time (whatever that's all about)
- made bitchberkut cry
- became Jesus
- made Scout feel emotions they didn't know they could feel
- made four hideous children that became the horsemen of the apocalypse
- InkPuddle (#178014) spoke the truth:
@♠ Vera ♠ (#160271) Clusterfuck didn't die to begin with, she's a god, she was just toying with you
- 'a series of "you thought" all at once in multiple voices'
- kidnapped Inkpuddle's heart
- Dropped Shantastic's (#162844) phone battery power by 10% upon appearance

Upon your arrival, ☠ Clusterfuck McSkittles ☠ scurries to you and pushes her back and behind against your chin to make you notice her more. There seem to be hopeful sparkles in her eyes.

THE SAGA CONTINUES

As the last awesome breaths of life leave Clusterfuck's shamrock body, the very stars themselves begin to dim and die. But thanks to the power of the ancient Gods, she has time only to fingergun the gates of Heaven before her soul comes down, a stream of pure green blasting guitar music as it crashes back down into her body.

Clusterfuck never dies.

You place the offering at your pridemember's resting place. It arises again and their decaying body turns into a moving, life-like vessel. How incredible it is to interact with them again!