Cypress

Cypress lore--
Secret love child of Gaster and Big Kraft
He/him pronouns

Working for Gaster Is a lot easier then I expected well it's a lot easier than it is to actually start being his assistant. The rules are that u can't tell anyone u are his assistant and u can't tell others what u or Gaster does in this job. See real easy rules but actually getting in is the hard part because u have to know what he is. Do u understand how hard it is to get that info he doesn't just flaunt that he's a lion spirit god thing. The only reason I know that is because he was going to eat me so he didn't care what he said around me. So he was talking to his friends an he brought it up then. Do u understand the only reason why I know is because I was supposed to die. And the only reason way he spared me last second is because he loves gifts and I was a gift and he randomly remembered. Most of the things I have to do in this job is pretty typical like killing lions, lionesses, an cubs, cleaning up dead body that either happened naturally or were killed, cleaning up the dead cubs that lionesses miss carried ect. Though there is one task that I do not do and have to hide it's all up to luck if I get away with it to. I have to taste test dead lions/cubs to make sure there still good to eat/not poisoned. He doesn't make me eat them luckily but taste tasting is the same difference as eating them whole. So ya u see why I don't do this task. I just sniff it and hope I guess correctly and sometimes he even offers me some like no thank u I'd rather not eat my half cousin thank u.