Poorly Pearly Portraits

Thanks for stopping by! I am a hobby artist who really really wants to draw your characters in exchange for those sweet, crunchy beetles (I may or may not be an insectivore, this hobby could get expensive). I'm also really bad at HTML, so maybe your funds can go toward a bigger and better shop for me to work out of. Eh? Ehh?...Anyway.

My TOS can be found here. I recommend you read it thoroughly before commissioning me, as it gets a little nitty gritty about the particulars. Anyone who fails to read my TOS before commissioning me will be referred to it a second time. Remaining ignorant to my TOS will result in blacklisting from my post(s).

Prices are in USD equivalent (1:950)
Portrait: $25 USD | 50 | 47.5k
Bust: $30 USD | 60 | 57k
Waist-Up: $50 USD | 100 | 95k
(Sketchy) Full Body: $60 USD | 110 | 104.5k
Full Body: $80 USD | 160 | 152k

• Bulk NCLs (CMSC / CDSC / CLSC) - the more CRBs the better!
  
• Base Applicators (Any)
  
• Common Breeding Items (IBF, Zebra Hearts, Hyena Meat, Black Stallions, CRBs)
  
• Valuable Breeding Items (Buffy Balls, Lion Scrotes, GMO Cows, Crunchy Worms)

SOME DISCLAIMERS:
I do not draw mech, humans, gore, groups or (currently) pairs
I will NOT accept payment until your commission is completed (unless you are paying USD, then TOS rules apply)