Technically tomorrow is my birthday! 2-22!!

I'm going to reverse my birthday- instead of asking or receiving gifts, I'm giving them away!

All you need to do to enter is tell me a joke!

I'm reverse gifting in a sense. Prizes will given out randomly.

Some winners will be selected through a random number generator. Some will be picked because they made me laugh. Some will be picked by my daughter.

Edit: Drawings may be postponed to the 23rd if I can't get on tonight.

Want to share the love? I'm collecting the toy, Cardboard Boxes! :)

Rules:

1. NO begging or "I hope I win!!" posts.

2. No fighting.

3. Tell me a joke to enter.

4. No dark humor please. Let's keep this nice.

5. One post per person. Double posts will disqualify.

6. I ask you don't enter with a side but obviously I can't regulate that.

On to the best part: PRIZES!!

0/2 Buffalo scrotes:
skye wolfe [autistic+she/her] (#320259) & Atticus (#221093)

0/5 yohimbe barks
Attelantixx (#357230) (2) & Agenda'skeepmylifeon
track (#462640) (3)

0/10 random applicators [marking, base, eye, etc]
Bisqita (#408366) (2), |G2 jelly 1kstats|Izzyisbusy| (#410261) (2), emme (#314198) (2), Firefly (#461383) (2), burple (#459777) (2)

0/1 Ticked Mod Applicator
-/ Dusk - (#242618)

0/3 Grain of Paradise
Stormm (#436536), Terr-ible Luck [G1] (#97101) , Livia (#439137)

0/2 Dove Feast
Xocai (#451990) (2)

0/50 GB
-> as for the GB, I will be giving EVERYONE who participated 1gb. :)

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Surprise Giveaway (not part of main giveaway)
456184: You won 1GB! My daughter loved your joke!