Posted by It's my birthday!! (ENDED)

โ˜†miach dekarios |
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Posted on
2024-02-21 10:54:33
Technically tomorrow is my birthday! 2-22!!

I'm going to reverse my birthday- instead of asking or receiving gifts, I'm giving them away!

All you need to do to enter is tell me a joke!

I'm reverse gifting in a sense. Prizes will given out randomly.

Some winners will be selected through a random number generator. Some will be picked because they made me laugh. Some will be picked by my daughter.

Edit: Drawings may be postponed to the 23rd if I can't get on tonight.

Want to share the love? I'm collecting the toy, Cardboard Boxes! :)

Rules:

1. NO begging or "I hope I win!!" posts.

2. No fighting.

3. Tell me a joke to enter.

4. No dark humor please. Let's keep this nice.

5. One post per person. Double posts will disqualify.

6. I ask you don't enter with a side but obviously I can't regulate that.

On to the best part: PRIZES!!

0/2 Buffalo scrotes:
skye wolfe [autistic+she/her] (#320259) & Atticus (#221093)

0/5 yohimbe barks
Attelantixx (#357230) (2) & Agenda'skeepmylifeon
track (#462640) (3)

0/10 random applicators [marking, base, eye, etc]
Bisqita (#408366) (2), |G2 jelly 1kstats|Izzyisbusy| (#410261) (2), emme (#314198) (2), Firefly (#461383) (2), burple (#459777) (2)

0/1 Ticked Mod Applicator
-/ Dusk - (#242618)

0/3 Grain of Paradise
Stormm (#436536), Terr-ible Luck [G1] (#97101) , Livia (#439137)

0/2 Dove Feast
Xocai (#451990) (2)

0/50 GB
-> as for the GB, I will be giving EVERYONE who participated 1gb. :)

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Surprise Giveaway (not part of main giveaway)
456184: You won 1GB! My daughter loved your joke!



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Edited on 24/02/24 @ 08:14:37 by โ˜† miach | the mutie slayer (#4486)

Loafy (#330678)

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Posted on
2024-02-21 12:11:26
Happy birthday!!! May you have a amazing day!

My joke : What do you call a man witha rubber toe??
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Roberto

(sorry in advance i died in laughter)



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Malachite (#463332)

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Posted on
2024-02-21 12:11:55
Happy birthday :D
what do you call an angry green giant who cites all of his arguments from peer-reviewed journals?
the credible hulk
hehe



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emme (#314198)

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Posted on
2024-02-21 12:12:47
Happy birthday!! This is so kind of you!

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“
cause if they had four doors theyโ€™d be a chicken sedan ๐Ÿฅ



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Weronika (#460902)

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Posted on
2024-02-21 12:14:27
why donโ€™t the circus lions eat the clowns?
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because they taste funny!

Happy birthday!



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KlimoLions (#292561)

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Posted on
2024-02-21 12:15:44
Happy Bday in advance!

Whenโ€™s the best time to pick apples?

When the farmer and his dog is asleep!

(I do not condone this behavior in real life. If this counts as dark humor I can change it.)



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Bat (she) (#118576)


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Posted on
2024-02-21 12:20:31
Happy birthday!!!

What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound! ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฆ‡



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~Firefly~ (#461383)

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Posted on
2024-02-21 12:24:07
Happy birthday!

What would bears be without bee's?


Ears!



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Posted on
2024-02-21 12:26:25
I saw this joke on the internet somewhere. Instagram I belive. I will try to put it together as good as possible.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a meal they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awakes and shakes his friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"And what does that tell you?"
Watson thinks for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. It tells me that god is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Why, what does it tell you?" Watson asks Holmes.
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spokeโ€ฆ
"Watson, you idiot . Someone has stolen our tent."

So sorry. But my humor is broken and I chuckled over this one for like a day.
Have a wonderful birthday tomorrow



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Edited on 21/02/24 @ 14:29:15 by Anni ๐ŸŒ™ (#141846)

Rein (#249748)

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Posted on
2024-02-21 12:27:40
Happy birthday! Wow u have the same b'day as my old man
So here have a dad joke!

What do you call a belt that doesn't fit?
Hm๐Ÿ˜

A big WAIST๐Ÿ˜†



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Cassie (#421937)

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Posted on
2024-02-21 12:33:00
Happy birthday!!! Here's a joke I made up just for you:

Why didn't the goldfish kiss?

They were two koi.



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burple (#459777)

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Posted on
2024-02-21 12:49:53
Happy Birthday!! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽ‰
Btw, did you hear about that painter who got hospitalized??

I heard it was due to too many strokes. ๐Ÿ˜”



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Edited on 21/02/24 @ 12:50:19 by burple (#459777)

Nex (#450965)

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Posted on
2024-02-21 13:22:35
Not a joke technically but a cheesy pick up line since those to me are the best jokes!

"Are u the dentist cause u make me hella nervous"

Happy Birthday Broski!!!



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Posted on
2024-02-21 17:15:18
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl.
I said: "I never knew he did!"

Happy B-Day!



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-/ Dusk - (#242618)

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Posted on
2024-02-21 17:16:16
I hope you have an amazing birthday!

What happens to an illegally parked frog?

It gets toad away



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Unlucky Leafy (#450048)

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Posted on
2024-02-21 17:16:33
I donโ€™t trust stairs.
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Theyโ€™re always up to something.

(Happy birthday!)



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