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Posted by | April fools alexa mutation// 100+ supports |
gee|G2 1.6k 3Ros Ice Dorsal (#117298) View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-08-13 19:03:29 |
thanks for 100+! wow, 250+ it looks like *cub name* has swallowed a human object. oh dear. when the cub is approached, it makes a weird sound. the Alexa mutation. maybe an April fools exclusive, maybe a lethal. It’s a cub that has digested an amazon alexa. click on the page, it plays despacito. other flavour text, as suggested by people mike-princeofstars: Your pride members are absolutely BEGGING for [NAME] to stop playing whatever cursed song is constantly radiating from them. You go to talk to [NAME] about this, but their only reply when you approach is "Desss paaaaaw sea toe". You are mildly intimidated. adhara🌼: "[CUB] seems to have swallowed a human object, their body is all misshapen and cylindrical. This is so sad. [CUB], play Despasito." 🌹shinu🌹: "[CUB] was drinking some water when a small zapping sound occured inside of its stomach, its fur stands on end and looks like a giant fuzzball. If only it didn't swallow something waterproof." simple. genius. |
JUDAS (#136893)
Heavenly View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-08-18 12:57:53 |
Soren (#95177)
Total Chad View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-08-18 13:04:31 |
Susurrus / G2 Ivory ESR (#118978) Bone Collector View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-09-03 07:35:58 |
🎠 opinicuss (#100335)
Nice Guy View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-09-03 07:44:57 |
what if, on april fools day, all of your cubs become alexa? and their survival rate goes down a bunch on that day, and no one can visit a cub page because it just starts blasting “Xylax - Off-Key Dessprawcrito” every time? uwu i hate myself 0 players like this post! Like? |
🌙Smock🔮 1G Svelte//Ely (#101289) View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-09-03 07:45:48 |
🅱️oneless (#123346)
View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-09-03 07:48:28 |
Not being able to view my cubs? That sounds so sad. Alexa play Des-- 0 players like this post! Like? |
whisperwind (#146764)
Bone Collector View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-10-06 07:23:12 |
Flavor Text: You see (cub) sitting alone? By closer investigation, you see (cub) telling something called 'Alexa' to buy random things from Monkey Business. You need to talk with them. 0 players like this post! Like? |
moomin (#145938)
Total Chad View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-10-08 14:45:15 |
This is absolutely flawless honestly, maybe on the next rollover after it pops up the cub seems to have like? Threw it up or something? And you have a decor of a partially digested/melted Alexa speaker?? Flavor text would be something like: "[cub] seems to be feeling well and is normally shaped again, and they've brought you a gift! It's..... the thing they swallowed! This is great, Alexa play Africa by Toto." or something idk fydbdahdshdj 0 players like this post! Like? Edited on 08/10/18 @ 14:45:48 by 🎃 halloween gay 🎃 (#145938) |
Jasparrow (#41652)
Merciful View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-10-11 19:28:14 |
🍂θ∆ saber [g2 mottled rlc] (#114740) View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-11-01 18:06:19 |
Cordi (#133925)
Maneater View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-11-01 18:08:35 |
"Cub died last night due to electrocution. This is so sad. Cub, play despacito.... oh wait." 0 players like this post! Like? |
🎠 opinicuss (#100335)
Nice Guy View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-11-01 18:09:39 |
🍂θ∆ saber [g2 mottled rlc] (#114740) View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-11-02 08:30:00 |
pastel (#158976)
Devastator View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-11-04 01:05:57 |
Flavor text maybe?: Cub seems to have swallowed a... Human object. There seems to be coming a song out of it's tummy saying "Des paa seetoe" this is so sad, Alexa play despacitio seems to turn it on. 0 players like this post! Like? |
0Luna123 (#153008)
Untitled View Forum Posts Posted on 2018-11-04 04:25:11 |
[Cu] seems to be toppled over, you try to hold in the laugh with their legs flailing in the air. Desk Paw Cheeto 0 players like this post! Like? |