Posted by April fools alexa mutation// 100+ supports

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Dorsal (#117298)


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Posted on
2018-08-13 19:03:29
thanks for 100+!

wow, 250+

it looks like *cub name* has swallowed a human object. oh dear. when the cub is approached, it makes a weird sound.


the Alexa mutation. maybe an April fools exclusive, maybe a lethal.

It’s a cub that has digested an amazon alexa. click on the page, it plays despacito.

other flavour text, as suggested by people

mike-princeofstars: Your pride members are absolutely BEGGING for [NAME] to stop playing whatever cursed song is constantly radiating from them. You go to talk to [NAME] about this, but their only reply when you approach is "Desss paaaaaw sea toe". You are mildly intimidated.

adhara🌼: "[CUB] seems to have swallowed a human object, their body is all misshapen and cylindrical. This is so sad. [CUB], play Despasito."

🌹shinu🌹: "[CUB] was drinking some water when a small zapping sound occured inside of its stomach, its fur stands on end and looks like a giant fuzzball. If only it didn't swallow something waterproof."

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simple. genius.



This suggestion has 666 supports and 124 NO supports.



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Edited on 04/11/18 @ 16:10:30 by // thiccy scree // (#117298)

JUDAS (#136893)

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Posted on
2018-08-18 12:57:53
Wait who thought this was a real mutation...



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Soren (#95177)

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Posted on
2018-08-18 13:04:31
Exactly



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Susurrus / G2 Ivory
ESR (#118978)

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Posted on
2018-09-03 07:35:58
This is so sad... Alexa, play despacito



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🎠 opinicuss (#100335)

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Posted on
2018-09-03 07:44:57
what if, on april fools day, all of your cubs become alexa?

and their survival rate goes down a bunch on that day, and no one can visit a cub page because it just starts blasting “Xylax - Off-Key Dessprawcrito” every time? uwu i hate myself



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🌙Smock🔮 1G
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Posted on
2018-09-03 07:45:48
I want that to actually happen



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🅱️oneless (#123346)


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Posted on
2018-09-03 07:48:28
Not being able to view my cubs? That sounds so sad. Alexa play Des--



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whisperwind (#146764)

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Posted on
2018-10-06 07:23:12
Flavor Text: You see (cub) sitting alone? By closer investigation, you see (cub) telling something called 'Alexa' to buy random things from Monkey Business. You need to talk with them.



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moomin (#145938)

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Posted on
2018-10-08 14:45:15
This is absolutely flawless honestly, maybe on the next rollover after it pops up the cub seems to have like? Threw it up or something? And you have a decor of a partially digested/melted Alexa speaker??

Flavor text would be something like: "[cub] seems to be feeling well and is normally shaped again, and they've brought you a gift! It's..... the thing they swallowed! This is great, Alexa play Africa by Toto." or something idk fydbdahdshdj



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Edited on 08/10/18 @ 14:45:48 by 🎃 halloween gay 🎃 (#145938)

Jasparrow (#41652)

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Posted on
2018-10-11 19:28:14
This is.. the essence of Lioden.

I support.



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🍂θ∆ saber
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Posted on
2018-11-01 18:06:19
yes

i need 10

now

gimme



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Cordi (#133925)

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Posted on
2018-11-01 18:08:35
"Cub died last night due to electrocution. This is so sad. Cub, play despacito.... oh wait."



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🎠 opinicuss (#100335)

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Posted on
2018-11-01 18:09:39
250 supports april is fast approaching



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🍂θ∆ saber
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Posted on
2018-11-02 08:30:00
https://www.lioden.com/lion.php?id=794119912887

*whispers* Its real



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pastel (#158976)

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Posted on
2018-11-04 01:05:57
Flavor text maybe?: Cub seems to have swallowed a... Human object. There seems to be coming a song out of it's tummy saying "Des paa seetoe" this is so sad, Alexa play despacitio seems to turn it on.



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0Luna123 (#153008)

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Posted on
2018-11-04 04:25:11
[Cu] seems to be toppled over, you try to hold in the laugh with their legs flailing in the air. Desk Paw Cheeto



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