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2022-05-30 20:58:09
basically a noticeable pair and it offers a perk of boosting fertility in lionesses like about five percent. This does not allow him to impregnate infertile lionesses who have not eaten a chasteberry or used other item to overcome their infertility. It just would give for example a 1% fert lioness a 6% chance to get pregnant. Not a game changer it'd just be a funny mutation with a perk possibly a sort of counterpart to a double uterus lioness.

if you have a problem with it can I please get some feedback.... this is supposed to just be a funny mutation at this point for the meme

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first at this point it's just intended to be a funny mutation

second me and moist sock seem to be coming up with ways to make it even funnier

third here's the assessments I think the artists would need to know just something on adult male art the adolescent does not have the pose but the flavor text could appear as early as adolescent. I don't think cubs would have that happen that early.

fourth if this goes through I promised to freeze a male lion with the mutation and name him CMA because a buddy on discord helped me with the idea

fifth I've only been bringing it up in chat lately in an attempt to make people laugh makes my day when I make someone else laugh. And this is low brow humor that usually gets at least a chuckle

six def made some concept art and well we are leaving it up to the artists to decide if it's any good https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/980232709370707978/1005705509149610044/Untitled170_20220807011421.png

seven a couple people have been coming up with perks for the mutation I'd suggest going with JUST ONE: so far possible perks include one or more extra cubs within litter size as an equivalent for double uterus I'd think one extra cub per uterus. (A double uterus lioness plus this would produce four cubs minimum each time with a big balls king instead of two. IDR who suggested it but not my idea.
my ideas so far are: more stud slots, reduced energy cost for breeding, or a fertility boost that does not neutralize infertile about the boost of a chasteberry
someone raised concerns about this being more broken than double uterus

eight there is a term for it Macroorchidism irl hereditary factors but let's just keep it random to avoid breaking the game. I don't know if it exists in cats I just know it's a thing.

nine since some people are uncomfortable with this please if you do this one mods just give us a toggle... tho some of the mutations that are already in the game make me uncomfortable lethal mutations tho... so do some of the decors that the devs gave us... so yea that shouldn't be too much of a problem devs aren't afraid to tap into some more mature or well nasty things (I'm looking at you demon snakes from June, tick decors, lethal mutations on cubs, and some of the event scars and that's just so far plus some october crap from the wiki)

ten sucks the sixty nine downvote is busted now let's get to 420 upvotes for the memes

eleven someone raised concerns about this being more broken than double uterus and let's just limit it to one perk and just devs pick one perk and stick with it so we don't make the site go boom

twelve somebody in my dms suggested the balls be the color of the skin so imagine this literal blue balls...

unlucky 13 but let's not go with the art suggestion here that might be too big we don't want cartoon nuts on a semi realistic lion... just let's tone it down just a lil bit. some people in chat have complaints

14 tbh I just want male lions to not look neutered after their manes grew in... that's all I'm asking and since I can't ask the devs to rework the site art we can just ask for it as a mutation... however we can make this as funny as possible since it's low brow humor and I wanna giggle at a pixel lion. This would be a random mutation not a hereditary thing so I don't know how it would break the game.

15 I just want funny mutations in general...

16 I'll ask people who downvote from this point out to please offer some feedback.

17 let's start coming up with flavor texts all the jokes you can make.
by arrow "[Lion name] looked tired, maybe those bit balls were slowing him down"
by moist sock "[Lion] came home looking a bit shaken. When asked, he shudders and tells you how he was almost attacked by a badger."
by Donnie '[NAME] has just come back from patrolling, it seems his very fabulous balls have turned a shade of blue!'
by mommy milkers '[NAME] ran over to you whining and complaining that while playing, one of the cubs bit his balls!'
by Cand “You see [NAME] crying in a corner, you ask him why. He tells you it’s because his girlfriend doesn’t like his abnormally large balls. Weird.”
by mistress alex '[NAME] came home, soaking wet. He said his abnormal balls weighed him down as he swam'
by Deception regarding a dwarf "[name] watches you walk over before nudging/sniffing/others your balls thinking they could use them to pass their mutation"
by creech 'Another lion suggested selling lion scrotums to other kings. [NAME] avoids the other lion for the rest of the month.'

18 some have mentioned the joke will get old... dude some of us are far too childish for that to be the case...

19 the case for minors seeing this being an issue... all male mammals have these things hanging out or have a whole internal system to keep them at the right temperature. Do you think these kids have never seen an unneutered tom cat or an unneutered dog? hell in lion documentaries they are there... I doubt they have ever seen a neutered hamster... this game is 16 plus age group... any kids younger than that seeing this shouldn't be seeing it at all and we should not have to act as if they can just come on here and their parents would have any right to complain. I don't think they should be comically large no but let's say an average male lion's balls are the size of golf balls... I am only suggesting a bit bigger not like bowling balls or hell even a tennis ball size.

20 WE GOT 420 UPVOTES FOR THE MEMES!!!!
21 things might be getting heated so let's not get the mods involved.

22 anyone who is upvoting this for the memes and only the memes and leaving a comment please type ballz...

23 I got an idea for a december explore encounter for this based on some of the peeps here a lion covering the eyes of an adolescent yelling at a big balled bastard about wiping his mutation because it is indecent and would attract the wrong lions. Said lion shooting back that the creeps will be dealt with if they start acting up *edit I don't want the karen haircut because well that's just rude to peeps tho I think it'd be hilarious if they did give a lion a karen haircut there is a 'nice guy' lion with a fedora in feb, some people lab frog their kings and call them queens so no karen haircut mane. That is insulting. we already have offended some peeps no need to insult them or anyone really. Make a joke that is an attempt to ease any concerns yes please, insult peeps while doing it? no thanks.*
24 this a painful mutation? I do not know how it could be painful unless he takes a hit to the nards be it a playful cub or an accidental hit that could easily happen to a lion with regular sized nards. also these are a bunch of pixels. I still find the lethals depressing as all hell.
edit 25 no this is not a shit post I am dead serious. I want ballz
edit 26 we got 666 upvotes



This suggestion has 730 supports and 265 NO supports.



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Edited on 28/11/23 @ 20:34:40 by Wulfraptor (#242597)

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2022-08-17 13:21:11
i unironically support this, funny AND useful (honestly we need a special male mutation, the females have all the fun these days)



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Wulfraptor (#242597)

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2022-08-19 18:37:37
a cub was chasing *big ball lion* again poor guy...



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2022-08-20 16:10:45
LMAO I LOVE THIS



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Wulfraptor (#242597)

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2022-08-20 16:11:45
we need male AMPs something fierce and we need some just goofy genes



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M (G3 Felis) (#304307)

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2022-08-20 21:20:02
Honestly I love this so much lmaoo, I def support this



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Wulfraptor (#242597)

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2022-08-22 16:59:29
if somebody doesn't support this and says something here guys let's just hear them out and be civil we can't be jerks. This is supposed to be a fun more light hearted mutation let's try to keep things fun here too.



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fire [G5 Ankh NHR
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2022-08-24 20:15:30
i mean, when it comes to the honey badger encounter, they have to get lion scrotums from somewhere



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Wulfraptor (#242597)

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2022-08-24 21:14:52
the badger drops balls?



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fire [G5 Ankh NHR
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2022-08-24 21:16:33
i don't think so, but badgers do have a habit of trying to bite off lion balls. maybe that's where the mods get their stock from /j



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2022-09-02 14:20:06
This is freaking hilarious, we need more funny mutations.



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Wulfraptor (#242597)

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2022-09-02 14:56:06
people are getting uncomfortable about it when I try to sell it in the chat... I thought lioden was supposed to have this wild ass chat but no people seem to get uncomfortable when I try to come up with a funny mutation. I'm not asking for cartoon sized nuts here just a little bit so they don't look like they've been neutered. Can't ask to change the site art so gimme a mutation pls



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2022-09-02 18:32:27
it would honestly be nice to just have a mutation we could laugh at, like if we've had a bad day. i think it would help to balance things out, especially since we have all the depressing lethals.



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2022-09-03 13:29:09
yea we need silly mutations... I don't know why some of the people are squicked out about our kings male mammals looking unneutered that's all I'm asking really.



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2022-09-03 13:35:42
Alot of the points on here make sense. And if you're really that uncomfortable about your lion having balls, just sell it. Some people (like myself) don't like the one cracked-skinned lethal cub, so if I got one I would just sell it/wipe its mutation.



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Wulfraptor (#242597)

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2022-09-03 14:10:52
if people are reacting that bad to just nuts why has the lethal mutation not just been flat out removed? why have a lot of things not been removed? let's be polite to those who downvoted us here... who knows they might have some issues that make this that uncomfortable to see. That's fine it might just be personal tastes that's fine too. We don't need to know why they downvoted it (would be nice so we could fine tune this a bit more but still none of our business... but please downvoters explain it if you want and only if you want. we don't bite. I'm just confused as to why anyone would have a problem with it.)



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