stupidly threaten the user above you! v.1

how it works:

person 1 wrote:
i will eat ur sandwich


person 2 wrote:
well, i'm gonna steal all your robucks


person 3 wrote:
fine, then i'm going to take all of your family photos! >;0 rawr


basically, you give a dumb threat to the user above you, and then the person below you will threaten you right back

rules
-no extremely violent threats (no gore/excessive blood eg. i will throw you against a wall until you pass out)
-follow the forum rules
-do not double post.(if this kinda stops, i might bump, sometimes after i posted)
- you can not repeat the threat above, no spamming
-you can add a picture of a meme, but no excessive gore, vulgar etc.

Have fun!

first threat: I will name ur king to ‘mr. Cheeseburger’