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Dear Prehistoric,

-----It has come to my attention that despite your age and special base, you have not passed a single Moss Agate cub. Frankly, I believe that that kind of conduct and behavior in ɛθvn's pride is extremely inappropriate and rude. This user has spent countless time feeding you and raising your mood when you have been sad, and in return, you use up their resources and time?
-----Shameful. Absolutely shameful. You need to rethink your priorities. >:(

Signed,
King Vlinoric



Dear prehistoric,
While browsing through many beautiful moss agate lions, I saw you. Just seeing you caused me pain, it must be against the rules to be that ugly. I ask you to refrain from being that ridiculously ugly and causing pain to all those visiting your page. You have received nothing but care from ɛθvn and yet you remain ridiculously ugly. I will be alerting the mods, for this is inappropriate behavior on lioden. Please refrain from this unacceptable behavior in the future
- Tigerstar



Dear Prehistoric
It's almost like you were trying to be ugly. Mossy agate, colour of the forest, deep and beautiful, yet you wear it like moldy cheese. I'm glad you haven't produced a single mossy agate cub, lest they look as abandoned and god-forsaken as you. I see out of all your stats smarts is your lowest: 32. Yikes, you're gonna be famous when they discover you're actually a mutie, the first lioness to have a completely hollow skull. I see your personality is needy, yet I am not sure what you need more, a complete makeover or a mercy killing. Your only joys in life seems to be wasting resources and wining and dining impressionable younger lions, who will inevitably someday be disappointing in you. You're the impetus for change my lionesses need, lest they end up like you.

Sincerely,
Urbane



Dear Prehistoric,
Oh, when I come across you, you just look like a patch of dirt, who would even like you? The base representing nature, and you choose to abuse it and cover yourself with dirt??? I thought you are worthy to be the one in nature, I guess not anymore. Even the place where you live, ughh it's disgusting. All there is are dust, dirty nesting and only a shimmer of light? I thought you are the spirit of nature?? I thought mother nature chose you to protect life?? And you choose to stay down deep in the dark, not even protecting anything. And stay in this dirty area. The job should have been for another lion. You don't deserve the power, you are worthless. No one would care for you. Even better, you are nothing but a pile of dirt. You shouldn't even have existed. >:C
~ Star



Dear prehistoric,
You’re young, beautiful, amazing markings...

Sike.
You really ARE prehistoric, aren’t you? So old, you should be in a museum.
You’re disappointing all of us with your bad cubs.
Try harder.
Yo don’t have much time left, at least leave some good DNA here.
Pass your base already you fossil. C’mon.
Also, stop looking like a mossy old turd.
Then again, it suits you.

-12/10 rating on yelp.

You aren’t trying hard enough,
Barnes.

Ps: try harder.





Dear Prehistoric,

Actually, no. Seeing how ugly you are, I shouldn't waste manners on you. Not only have you managed to disgust me on a spiritual level, but you have disgusted my future children. They ought to have a warning for people who look upon your revolting face, or make a toggle to remove you completely. In fact, you should retire immediately and lock yourself in a room of mirrors, just to see how repulsive you are. You look as if a child had taken Play Dough outside, rubbed dirt and food into it, then left it to rot. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

Your Enemy, Meow