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[Polaris] 2.0 (#121538)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:44:02

Yes... THIS IS A THREAD TO ROAST YOUR KINGS !!!

PLEASE follow the rules so none of us get in trouble

1) If there are certain things you are uncomfortable with/certain insults about your king you don't want, be sure to mention that

2) KEEP CURSING TO A MINIMUM, no excessive cursing please

3) While this is a king roasting thread, try to be respectful

4) It's fine if you just want to roast your OWN king but state in your comment "Don't roast my king" or smth but I mean...expect him to be roasted by other members otherwise


More rules to be added, if you have any GOOD RULES to not get this completely shut down, MENTION THEM PLZ


I'll go first and roast my king on this account, yes you can roast him too-

THIS MAN GIVES ME THE CRAPPIEST CUBS SOMETIMES, wasted so much time on him and what does he repay me with... POTATOES. His end is near...very near.


Ok that's all, thanks for coming to my ted talk :)


Oh, in addition to this being a king roasting thread, imma also add a little ✨pazazz✨

So, totally optional but you're allowed to gift the person above you an applicator or something you think they could use to better their king or just gift them whatever LMAO, just put "Gifted Above" at the bottom of your comment so in case the person who comments after you wants to gift, they know you have prior as well




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Edited on 10/09/22 @ 08:47:52 by [Polaris] (#121538)

Kaeya Simp (mom) (#275331)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:50:44
colour roasts on my queen are WEAK. i am colourblind



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⚜️ Zuri ⚜️ (#247464)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:50:57
IM FEELING VIOLATED NOOO
W DARE U UR KING LOOKS LIKE HE GIT A DRY TOUNGE 😭😭😭😭😭



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Edited on 10/09/22 @ 08:51:29 by 🔥 ZURI 🔥 (#247464)

⚜️ Zuri ⚜️ (#247464)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:51:18
OMG U DID NOT MEAN TO SAY THAT



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ineedsnacks56 (#194335)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:51:22
Zuri- saw your king and remembered to take out the trash



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Kaeya Simp (mom) (#275331)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:52:01
zuri- please your king would rather lose their colours than bare the pain anymore.



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[Polaris] 2.0 (#121538)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:52:03
ZURI




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⚜️ Zuri ⚜️ (#247464)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:52:04
INEEDSNSCKS WHAT WRE THESE TIKTOK 13 YEAR OLD COMEBACKS



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Roukera (#29488)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:52:06
Spots?! Back in my king's day it was ALL about the stripes! Young kings these days and their fashion sense.



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[Polaris] 2.0 (#121538)

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2022-09-10 08:52:40
Roukera I-



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Kaeya Simp (mom) (#275331)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:52:51
we cant help your barcoded style aint in fashion nowadays



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ineedsnacks56 (#194335)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:53:06
Kaeya- Your king is the 'before' picture



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[Polaris] 2.0 (#121538)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:53:35
Zuri your king got the morse code thing down



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⚜️ Zuri ⚜️ (#247464)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:53:49
THIS IS GONNA GET PERSONAL I KNOW IT



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[Polaris] 2.0 (#121538)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:54:13
LMAOOO



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Roukera (#29488)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:55:14
Lol y'all are free to roast my king all you want. He's dying tomorrow anyway. Just an ol' smelly king at this point.



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