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[Polaris] 2.0 (#121538)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:44:02

Yes... THIS IS A THREAD TO ROAST YOUR KINGS !!!

PLEASE follow the rules so none of us get in trouble

1) If there are certain things you are uncomfortable with/certain insults about your king you don't want, be sure to mention that

2) KEEP CURSING TO A MINIMUM, no excessive cursing please

3) While this is a king roasting thread, try to be respectful

4) It's fine if you just want to roast your OWN king but state in your comment "Don't roast my king" or smth but I mean...expect him to be roasted by other members otherwise


More rules to be added, if you have any GOOD RULES to not get this completely shut down, MENTION THEM PLZ


I'll go first and roast my king on this account, yes you can roast him too-

THIS MAN GIVES ME THE CRAPPIEST CUBS SOMETIMES, wasted so much time on him and what does he repay me with... POTATOES. His end is near...very near.


Ok that's all, thanks for coming to my ted talk :)


Oh, in addition to this being a king roasting thread, imma also add a little ✨pazazz✨

So, totally optional but you're allowed to gift the person above you an applicator or something you think they could use to better their king or just gift them whatever LMAO, just put "Gifted Above" at the bottom of your comment so in case the person who comments after you wants to gift, they know you have prior as well




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Edited on 10/09/22 @ 08:47:52 by [Polaris] (#121538)

[Polaris] 2.0 (#121538)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:56:07
"Hes dying tomorrow anyways"

Roukera you been waiting for this moment



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⚜️ Zuri ⚜️ (#247464)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:56:07
WAIT I GOT ONE FOR HIM

HOW CAN YOU TALK ABOUT STRIPES WHEN THE ONKY STRIPE I SEE IS A BIG OL SUNBURN ON YA BACK 😭

OKAY SLEEP



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Kaeya Simp (mom) (#275331)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:56:30
snacks- your king attracts a lot of animals because its a knows fact they like the undigested bits in complete shit.



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⚜️ Zuri ⚜️ (#247464)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:57:11
ARE U THE ANIMAL WHO EATS IT 😂😂😂😂



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Kaeya Simp (mom) (#275331)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:57:40
zuri shut up with your shitbomb



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ineedsnacks56 (#194335)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:58:11
Kaeya- so thats why your king hangs around my territory, explains alot



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Edited on 10/09/22 @ 08:58:24 by ineedsnacks56 (#194335)

⚜️ Zuri ⚜️ (#247464)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:58:23
KAEYA SHUT UP WITH UR LAME AS SIGHT 😂😂😂😂😂 LEAST I CAN SEE COLOURS



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Roukera (#29488)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:59:31
Lol I love these so much!

Alright, let's see here...

Zuri- Your king's totally "spaced" out! What's going on there?!



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Kaeya Simp (mom) (#275331)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:59:59
at least i dont advertise my raffles and trades on my den page only to distract people from the fact im broke even for food



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⚜️ Zuri ⚜️ (#247464)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:00:14
That’s a compliment compared to him being called a shitbomb tbh



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Kaeya Simp (mom) (#275331)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:01:44
the obvious doesnt need to be pointed out much



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⚜️ Zuri ⚜️ (#247464)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:01:59
I DOMY ADVERTISE THEM THERE I JUST KEEP IT FOR THE SAKE OF REPASTING, IM NOT BROKE FOR FOOD I JUST MAKE SURE ONLY MY 49 MUTIES ARE FED, CANT SEE THAT MANY ON YOUR DEN OAGE 👀



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Roukera (#29488)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:02:22
How can your king be Fatherly when he's got 25 about to yeet out your den?



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ineedsnacks56 (#194335)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:03:01
Your roasts are as crap as your king



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Edited on 10/09/22 @ 09:04:48 by ineedsnacks56 (#194335)

Mr. Moth (#336830)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:04:35
Who gave him that haircut tough?



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