Posted by šŸ”„King RoastingšŸ”„

[Polaris] 2.0 (#121538)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:44:02

Yes... THIS IS A THREAD TO ROAST YOUR KINGS !!!

PLEASE follow the rules so none of us get in trouble

1) If there are certain things you are uncomfortable with/certain insults about your king you don't want, be sure to mention that

2) KEEP CURSING TO A MINIMUM, no excessive cursing please

3) While this is a king roasting thread, try to be respectful

4) It's fine if you just want to roast your OWN king but state in your comment "Don't roast my king" or smth but I mean...expect him to be roasted by other members otherwise


More rules to be added, if you have any GOOD RULES to not get this completely shut down, MENTION THEM PLZ


I'll go first and roast my king on this account, yes you can roast him too-

THIS MAN GIVES ME THE CRAPPIEST CUBS SOMETIMES, wasted so much time on him and what does he repay me with... POTATOES. His end is near...very near.


Ok that's all, thanks for coming to my ted talk :)


Oh, in addition to this being a king roasting thread, imma also add a little āœØpazazzāœØ

So, totally optional but you're allowed to gift the person above you an applicator or something you think they could use to better their king or just gift them whatever LMAO, just put "Gifted Above" at the bottom of your comment so in case the person who comments after you wants to gift, they know you have prior as well




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Edited on 10/09/22 @ 08:47:52 by [Polaris] (#121538)

[Polaris] (#120754)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:09:22
Snacks..



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[Polaris] (#120754)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:09:39
Zuri it's like 3am there gts



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Roukera (#29488)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:09:55
Alright let me think...

Polaris- I'd keep my kings mouth closed if I were you! Unless your king LOVES all the raw protein from the locust problem! Ha! Bug eatter!



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āšœļø Zuri āšœļø (#247464)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:10:06
Night suckers starting to get a stinking migraine from long Covid



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ineedsnacks56 (#194335)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:11:14
Roukera- a yogurt dad is more interesting than your king



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Mr. Moth (#336830)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:11:27
Covid, my war flashbacks GN



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[Polaris] (#120754)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:11:32
Damn feel better Zuri, ik COVID sucks

Roukera- Your just mad your king hasn't gotten the chance to eat delicious seasoned locusts and get those juicy muscles from all that protein



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[Polaris] (#120754)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:11:47
LMAO same Moth two week quarantine was not fun



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Mr. Moth (#336830)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:13:34
ineedsnacks , your king markings mixed together looks like a average kindergarden drawing



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ineedsnacks56 (#194335)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:14:40
Mr.Moth- at least my king has colour



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āšœļø Zuri āšœļø (#247464)


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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:14:51
I havenā€™t got Covid! I got a bad strain of Covid when I was anemic and my body still thinks I have Covid so itā€™s Tryna fight smth thatā€™s not there, so itā€™s given me a cough ever since Covid, exzma , hay fever, migranes , and shit lungs but yes Iā€™m going to bed now, I just havenā€™t got Covid but Iā€™m still fighting it 6 months later!šŸ˜‚



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Roukera (#29488)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:14:57
Moth- Markings on a new king?! I remember when we had no markings. Bald is beautiful, tyvm!



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Edited on 10/09/22 @ 09:15:16 by Roukera (#29488)

Mr. Moth (#336830)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:16:55
ineedsnacks, yea, I dont have color, im natural. No toddler painted my king.



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ineedsnacks56 (#194335)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:17:54
Roukera- your roasts are as trash as your king

(your king is beautiful)



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ineedsnacks56 (#194335)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:19:25
Mr.Moth- at least they put effort into my king, your king is so bald it puts reflective tape to shame



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Edited on 10/09/22 @ 09:19:40 by ineedsnacks56 (#194335)







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